>>15341140>>15341169No, you absolute fucking idiot. You are conflating two separate verbs.
Lay: To physically set something down. Past tense: Laid.
Lie: To recline yourself in a horizontal position. Past tense: Lay.
Yes, it's confusing. Yes, there are two different verbs spelled "lie" in the English language that are conjugated differently. Yes, I'm ignoring your second post because I was almost done typing this before you posted it. Fuck you, I'm not wasting the anger.