Saw someone say something about Polka being a dorky gal in the last thread. Got my horny brain activated and I scribbled this out. Enjoy Polka's hidden lore. Or don't.
>Gyaru Porka roaming the highschool courtyard and spotting a stray otaku Nenechi nerding out with Polka's crush, Flare. Enter Gal Angst:
>Pins Nenechi with her elbow, "Hey, what do you think you're doin', dork?"
>"Huh?"
>"H-hey, Polka! What the hell, let go of her!"
>Glances at Flare's phone, sees stupid merch of some magician idol girl anime. "Huh, you two like that lame otaku shit?"
>"Yeah, so what?!"
>"Pfft, no wonder neither of you have any friends..." letting go of Nenechi and adjusting the scarf around her skirt.
>Flare clicks her tongue in anger. "Y-yeah, well... a-at least we have each other as friends! You and your gang of gals don't even like each other! NO ONE at this school likes you! S-so go away and leave us alone!"
>Porka's fennec ears perk at this. *no one? ...not even her?* She grinds her teeth looking back at poor Nenechi who's shielding her face with her noodle arms. Polka sees an unopened can of soda Nene was planning on having with her lunch.
>"G-give me that, dweeb!" Snatches the soda. "You two like magic tricks, huh? Well how's about I make this disappear?!"
>Chugs it down with gusto, after a few seconds, she flips the can upside down, crunching it in her hands.
>Grabs Nene's shoulders, aims her smug lips at her face. *BWUOOAARP!* "Pwahhh!~ Where d'you think it all went? Ooh, magic's *so~* cool, isn't it?" Sarcastically.
>Flare shouts "Just leave her alone already!"
>Polka drops Nene and turns around. "Yeah, yeah, whatever."
>Later that night, Polka's stewing in her bed, punching her pillow.
>"Can't believe she likes that garbage... and not me... w-what a dumbass! Why the hell do I even like HER?!"
>Gets up, holding back tears in her eyes, going to her computer.
>Looks up the title of that one magician idol cartoon.
>Watches the first episode and slumps her chin down into her hand, zero expectations.
>"Why am I even watching this right now... it's probably the lamest, gayest fucking show anyone's ever come up with... all these girls are just lesbians anyways, who even gives a shit, it's all so predictable..."
>She cracks open a soda and sips it as the opening plays.
>Belches into her mouth and giggles. "With how pissed off Flare got at that burp earlier today, this is the only magic I need~"
