>>16255609I'd rather go to a restaurant where all the food and drinks are perfectly normal, regular food and drinks, but everything is served in vtubers' asses.
Like, you ordered a bowl of soup first, then you'd get an empty bowl, then a few minutes later a vtuber you asked for in your order, let's say Suisei, would walk up to your table, blushing, walking in a way that indicates she's a bit uncomfortable, climb on the table, squat over your bowl, then shit it full with the warm, delish soup.
Next you ordered a pair of sausages, with some dumplings? An entire group of vtubers would show up at your table. The first one would squat over your plate and visible struggle for a bit, like she has constipation, before she finally manages to lay a pair of perfectly looking sausages, like a pair of solid steamy shitlogs. Then the second one would take her place and start dropping the dumplings like little shitnugget bombs on your plate. One of them would get stuck and as she exerts, loudly moaning, it would fly out of her ass, propelled by a loud fart, so fast it would land in your lap. Then three more vtubers would squat around the plate and start spraying ketchup, mustard and worcestershire sauce like liquid diarrhea (the waitress, also a vtuber, would quickly wipe the excess drops from the table).
Oh and you also ordered a mug of beer, so another vtuber would come to you, looking a bit lightheaded already, take your glass, and start sharting it full with some cloudy, foamy beer before passing out on the floor from alcohol poisoning.
Finally, when it comes to paying, the waitress would take off her panties, visibly stained both in the front and back as well, and write the bill on the soft cloth, right next to the curly pubic and anus hair stuck in a dried, crusty stain of poop.
I would visit every week.
