Got a joke for you hoomans.
So there's two friends. John and Steve. And steve is a weird person. He comes from a far away land that's very big and very populated, but apparently very rich. And so John one day asks if he can visit the land that Steve comes from. And steve says "You know you probably aren't prepared for it, things move pretty slowly". But John doesn't care and they go to Steves home country.
So they arrive and are trying to find the hotel, but the traffic is busy as all fuck. There is an extremely long line on the road and it took hours and hours. There were just rows and rows and rows and rows of cars all stuck on rows and rows and rows and rows of red lights. But eventually, after the long traffic line. They make it to the hotel and unpack their things.
They then go and eat some dinner before bed, since the drive took so long it was already evening. They go to a very fancy place with very very good food. But the lineup to get in was very very long. The line stretched 4 blocks in order to even get through the door. But the food was so worth it that they decided to stay in line. There were rows of people in this line and person after person took one or two steps forward every once in a while, maybe. But when they finally got through the long long line the food was very good and they then went to sleep.
So the next morning they decide to go see a tourist attraction. A giant statue in honor of the founder of the nation. It would be wonderful to take pictures of this glorious golden monument. But of course, as before ,the lineup to get to the attraction was very long. The line zigged and zagged in order to fit more people so it was just line after line after line after line. But they waited, and they waited, in this long line of theirs but finally they could marvel at the greatness. It was well worth the long line they went through.
Finally, they decided to go to a club. This club was a major banger with the hottest girls, best music, and is considered one of the best places to hang out and get wasted. And so, they go to the club, traveling once again on the very long long traffic lines. And they get to the club and they see that the line to get to the club was, as with everything in this city, very long. I'll spare you with the details but remember, its yet another line.
In the club they were having a blast and even talking to some hot babes. And John goes to steve and asks "Hey steve can you get us some punch?" So steve goes and John thinks he can talk to the girls for quite a long time given everything thats happened.
But Steve comes back 2 minutes later
"Hey steve that was fast did you get the punch?"
"Oh yeah I got it right here There is no punch line"
