>>167450I mean, I'm a pseudo CHAD. I even had a prostitute like the way I fucked her to much that she offered me a fucking HALF PRICE discount on the next visit. I even had sex with NON-PROSTITUTES before, I shit you not. I even had a girlfriend for almost an year (yes, a WHOLE YEAR). She was a shitty girlfriend, and I'm glad I broke up with her long ago, but she was still a FULL woman. That I FUCKED. In the ASS even. I shit you not. I shit you not.
So as you can see, I'm basically a semi-CHAD weeb material. Which makes me quite unique, I would say. I mean, most of you are VIRGINS I bet. But me? I even fucked a fat ugly whore from tinder once. In my car, in the shopping center parking lot. I fucking shit you not.
It's actually amazing now that I think about it. You would NEVER guess that a fucking vtuber loser WEEB like me, would have such a CHAD history. I even look somewhat handsome and, dare I say, BADASS. Like, I have a real bad boy style. GOATEE and all. I can tell people feel intimidated when they see me. Maybe that's why females get wet in all their holes when they're beside me? Man, what a LIFE.
However, even such a INTREPID individual like me, has been feeling VERY STRONG URGES to just donate some money away to ぺこらちゃん. Oh by the way, did I mention that I speak ACTUAL fucking JAPANESE? Not weebtalk shit, actual, formally taught, Japanese. Pretty bad ass, no? Imagine all the yellow pussy I could get if I went to Japan. Oh yeah, that's also in my plans. I mean, a have more money than most men my age due to being such a financial GENIUS, so it's not even expensive for me, but I'm getting sidetracked again.
As I was saying. Donating money to ぺこらちゃん could not possibly be considered a VIRGIN act, considering that someone like ME is feeling so TEMPTED to do so. What to do, what to do...
