Here are the reasons why I love Gawr Gura, my underage shark girlfriend:

1. She is cute
2. She is funny
3. She has a soft butt
4. She loves to eat my dick
5. She really wants to learn Spanish
6. She has a great sense of humor
7. She is very easy to get along with
8. She takes out the garbage every day
9. She's got really short hair.
10. She is a vegetarian
11. She rides a bike
12. She helps me find my house key and my phone
13. She lets me kiss her ass
14. She can do a cartwheel
15. She likes to go surfing
16. She likes to watch the sunset
17. She can jump off her feet and on her head at the same time.
18. She has a sexy voice
19. She is a lesbian.
20. She's really good at giving head.
21. She is a good actress.
22. She's a very good listener.
23. She's a good cook.
24. She makes some of the best chocolate I've ever tasted.
25. She reads a lot.
26. She is honest.
27. She's a really good gardener.
28. She's a really good kisser.
29. She loves to ride on my big dick.
30. She goes to a really great school.
31. She has really bad teeth.
32. She's a really good friend.
33. She has a really bad temper.
34. She's very good at making me smile.
35. She's a really good swimmer.
36. She is a really good kisser.
37. She likes to dress up.
38. She likes to dance.
39. She likes to eat chocolate.
40. She loves me.
41. She is good at making me feel better.
42. She has a really bad attitude.
43. She likes to talk.
44. She has really pretty eyes.
45. She is really good at making me laugh.
46. She smells really good.
47. She likes my friends.
48. She likes to go surfing.
49. She can ride a unicycle.
50. She's a really good singer.
51. She isn't a retard that replies to antis on twitter lol.