>>1757159I am imagining. Tell me when I'm off.
Polka reaches for her ASMR microphone for today's ASMR stream. Truthfully, she feels like it's getting kind of embarrassing, but she rolls with it.
As she gets her streaming setup ready, she realizes that she mixed up her schedule. Today was supposed to be Duolingo, not ASMR.
Happy to ditch the awkward ASMR stream for any excuse, she hastily sets up Duolingo instead in the last second. Even though she made it in time, she forgot to swap to her normal microphone.
Nobody really notices for a while, but when she does her signature trademark moans when somebody says "oh", something strange happened that would hit Twitter and not soon thereafter be reported in the New York Times. Thousands of people would just spontaneously experience their semen ejecting from their penis through their pants at incredible speed. It kept becoming more and more, overflowing. People take pictures and share them on Twitter, scared and confused. Nobody has the obvious idea to call a doctor. Despite their nuts hurting ever more, desperately trying to pump their no longer existent milk, they won't stop. Blood comes out.
Chat goes silent. Polka wonders what happened. Soon, she checks Twitter. It's flooded with mentions. And cum. Lots of cum. At least one member died a terrifying, painful death. The police was notified two weeks after this NEET's death – the neighbors reported the apartment for its horrible stench.
The stream was abruptly stopped, Polka didn't even thank people for watching. The VOD was immediately made private. Newspaper reported the next day. The event made the front page and came to be called "The Great Nut Exodus of Hololive". I still look back to those times. Though I'm grateful to have survived, all I have longed for these past forty years is to hear that sensual "oh" just one more time in my life.
