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CHEATED DEATH (MORI CALLIOPE DISSTRACK)

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After quite some time, I finally finished it.
Listen to it here:

https://streamable.com/33lwgv

Lyrics:

[Intro]
Yeah...
Uh...
Okay, Ogey, yuh...
Skrrrt...
Guh, yuh...
And now, the true test... Hold fast or expire?

[Verse 1]
Yeah antis keep winning we're stuck in your head
Cuckbeats keep losing they know that he's on her bed (Guh)
Cause when it comes to raps, the anti's already won
Just go back and find some e-celebs to lean on
What am I hearing from your raps exactly?
A washed up poser who's tryna be a black guy wannabe? (Ogey)
Oh please, and I thought that your old music was bad
But it was worse than before and that's kinda sad (RRAT)

[Chorus]
Got a super chat that said "Condom money for Connor"
Now you're tryna save face acting like a big cool rapper
Put the lean on the counter, yeah you should just give it up!
Been hatin you for a year, how bout you just fill my cup?
Now even the blacks hate you and your fans are insane.
How about you graduate now?
Because your Myth's biggest stain.

[Bridge]
Beating your ass is so easy
It's like I almost did for free (Hehehe)

[Verse 2]
Calli, Calli, Calliope
Your braphog vibes are a goddamn steez and
Yo, That shit can't even be called a song
So allow me to elaborate where you did wrong
They say Hololive's a streamer's milk and honey
But you treat it like its a way for you to get drugs, booze, condoms, and money
Yo, I'm not done yet I'll fill you with bruises
Cause this battle's like the Bible, the Devil just loses (Kikirikiii)
And I'm winning against you like I just cheated death
Just like how you cheated on your fans
The way you fucked Connor until he ran out of breath (Executed with impunity!)

*Repeat Lyrics*

[Outro]
That new song of yours reeks of shit
Did you just brap all over it? (Fart sound effect)

A trifling victory, but a victory nonetheless.

Author's Notes:
>"Yung Skelly" is just some cringe rap persona I made last minute. But I forgot to add a reference to it in the song so there's that
>Im not a rapper or a singer
>This is my first time rapping and making a rap song. So cut me some slack
>I mixed the song myself and I didnt hire anyone
>I also made the song's cover art
>I wrote the lyrics but some anons co-wrote some lines. Especially the chorus
>I finished writing and mixing the song in a day or so
>Yes. Im the same guy in this post >>17457964
>The beat I used came from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VngR-bZ2xAQ so shout out to them
>Fuck Mori