ASS!!!!!! VTUBER ASS!!!! NOTHING CAN EVER SURPASS ASS!!!! THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS ENTIRE WORLD MORE IMPORTANT THAN ASS!!!!!!
I'M NO TRIBALIST!!! IT'S ALL ABOUT ASS!!! THE DIVINE OTHERWORLDLY SHAPE OF ASS!!!! HOLOLIVES MIO - ASS!!! NIJISANJI'S POMU - HUGE FUCKING DUMPY!!! VSHOJO'S PINK CAT - PROBABLY HAS AN ASS!!!
THERE WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN VTUBER ASS!!! THE SHAPE!! THE SMELL!!! TASTE!!!! WRAP MY HEAD IN VTUBER CHEEKS!! I'LL EAT DINNER OFF OF HER ASS!!! THE SPACE WHERE STREAMER ASS MEETS CHAIR - THAT VERY SPACE IS HEAVEN!!! CONSECRATED FUCKING GROUND!!! I'M NOT WORTHY TO TOUCH IT BUT I WILL!! AND WHEN THE HOLY ESSENCE OF ASS RENDS MY SOUL AND TURNS MY FLESH TO ASH, THERE WILL ONLY BE ONE THING RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND - AAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!