>it's a random Sunday in 198X
>you're awakened by the tomboyish neighborhood girl with the weird accent shouting at your window
>she wants to play your new famicom and watch anime reruns
>she makes you sing along with the theme song, even though she isn't that good at singing
>afterwards she forces out to the local park where she makes you reenact the fights from the show
>you "let" her beat you up
>despite you protesting all of this, you play along because you secretly find her cute, but you'll never tell her
>suddenly your eyes open
>it's not 198X
>it's 2021
>you aren't Japanese
>you were awakened by a youtube notification that the cute anime dog girl you follow is going to play some old ass game that you remember from your childhood
>you sigh and click the link