After the great YAB of June 2021, Cover relaxes its restrictions against vtubers being in romantic relationships. Accordingly, I purchase a one-way plane ticket to [REDACTED] and hang around local grocery stores and takeout restaurants until I happen to bump into her outside a 7-11. Against all odds, we hit it off and eventually start dating, and I manage feign surprise when she reveals her side gig as a virtual YouTuber even though I've already discussed my interest in anime and manga at length with her. 20 years later, we're married with two children.
