Okay, I’m like 95% sure I’m schizoposting but I need people to call me a retard over this or I’m going to lose my goddamn mind. I think I’m unironically friends with Gura or an insane menhera trying to impersonate her. Over the course of about a year or so I’ve become close-ish with someone online and it just hit me today that some of her mannerisms and habits are creepily close to Gura.
>likes painting her nails shades of blue, light blue is her favorite shade to paint
>stays up until really really late into the morning, sometimes pulls up all nighters just because
>always took really really long to respond back, but over the course of our friendship she replies faster and faster
>has a collection of succulents, plants, and veggies that she grows, she got some new plants today, named them steve
>often get into esoteric topics of discussion and her mind wanders a lot to different ones because she has add
>whenever she plays something on spotify it’s always different, insists she doesn’t have a favorite genre
>is very short
>bratty rope bunny switch
>usually likes to meme but has a surprisingly girly and feminine side, likes to show me her thought journal
>dabbles in anime but doesnt really watch enough to be considered weeb, only really watches the cute stuff
>really messy desktop, icons and folders vomited everywhere
>does the “jkkldhhlskgsgdla” thing when embarrassed, incredibly cute
There are a few inconsistencies, like I never saw her spam Valheim, and she doesn’t care about opsec all that much since she always shares her screen with me. She’s also never talked about feet, which I think would have been brought up during the fetish conversation we had. The only reason why I can’t confirm if it actually is her or not is because I’ve never heard her voice. Her reason is she’s “really shy” so it’s possible I’m also just getting catfished the fuck out by some midget guy with very pretty hands. I’m going to message her during the next Gura stream and see if she responds. I hope it’s not. I want to date her.
