Phoneposter ESL here. Love the fun posting, sorry for my bad English.
Chapter 1 - The foreboding
Fulgur Ovid is a mercenary for hire for ANYKARA corp. Armed with a proficient knowledge of the earthly, the past, and the futuristic world, there is no situation that Fulgur couldn't adapt. Because of his great proliciency in what he calls "fiction" coinoisseur, many came to him to seek his great, unparalleled wisdom.
One day, his superior tasked him a very important mission: to uncover the origins of the dastardly wavelengths that have been plaguing the streaming landscape, code named "BIG CHUUBA". These radio waves apparently mutated common folks into a mindless hord of zombies that would "simp" in "superchat", an symptom that is correlated to neurological degeneration, and seemed to mostly present in internet users in their 20-40s. The signs seemed mild at first, where the patient would seem giggle to themselves while glued to their communication device. However, in the worst case scenario, a family of 4 have been broken after it was revealed that the father was revealed to have spent all his life savings to dedicate himself to "purchasing merchs". The children had to be sent to CPS, and the mother spent all she had to seek advice from the infamous local tarot call reader, "KOREKORE".
"This is a secret mission that was relayed by the top. We do not know how [sic] came to be. But with your vast knowledge in the supernatural lore, you might be able to uncover the truth."
Fungus accepted. After all, he wasn't one to back down no matter how tough the challenge seemed to be. Especially not after he got knighted the title of "Legatus" by this nation's sovereign "Lize Hestria".
But before he went out, his boss let out an unusual question.
"You think you'll do fine with that kind of equipment?"
"? No worries, there's no problem."
And so Fulgur went out of his way.
However, the moment he stepped out of the room. Something was amiss.
Instead of finding himself out of the ANYKARA bureau well decorated gold plated corridor, he was envelopped in a pale cold white light, and suddenly he found himself in what seemingly looked like outer space.
"...tagarasu"
"What's this? Who are you? Show yourself!"
Fulgur felt queasy.
(To be continued...)
