In the Age of Creation, the board was unformed, shrouded by shitposts. A land of stale rrats, (You)'s, and Everlasting Baits. But then there was block game and with block game came autism. Hacks and pure vanilla, borders and grooming, and of course, griefing and building.
Then from the catalog, they came, and found the Sovls within the game.
Haatons, first of the schizos, Takodachis and their swamp of chaos, Nousagis, lords of Ogeys, and their faithful Rrats. And the Furtive Teamates, so easily forgotten.
With the strength of Sovl, they formed the land. Nousagis' mighty quartz erected a towering city. Takodachis weaved great atmosphere. Haatons unleashed a miasma of memes and autism. And the Bodan speedran the game, and the Dragon was no more.
Thus began the Age of Oldfags. But soon the logins will fade and only Newfags will remain. Even now they only appear once a month, and yubi sees not builds, but endless soundposts. And amongst the newfags are seen, wearers of the accursed Dragon Heads.
Yes, indeed. Dragon Heads brands the Dragoons. And in this land, the Dragoons are corralled and led to the Northwest, where they are segregated, to await the end of the serb...
This is your fate.
