>>20919819Fuck Ironmouse, Marry Melody, Kill Hime.
The rest crash and burn later on in life by themselves.
>"Why?"1. Sex with mousey kills her by default so you (unironically) send her out with a bang and don't have to worry about her trying to ruin your life if you get too happy about your marriage
2. Killing Hime takes out someone else too by pure inertia and also prevents wildcards popping up in the future somehow
3. Melody has potential (I think) as a wife, maybe not a traditional one and most likely won't be a good mother, but still a good wife, she also seems to love learning about sexual health and whatnot so very unlikely that she will do something stupid later on in life, also she's a weeb so you don't have to convince her about accepting your otaku side, she already is one too, one very lewd one too.
She's also very communicative, the type of partner that you can talk with about anything for hours and both of you enjoy the time spent together. My point is, Melody is definitely worse than some of the others in some aspects but she will likely become the most mature one of them in the long run (I hope).
>"What about the others?"The rest are landmines, you all know why.
>"They are all landmines on their own"Yes, but you can't tank a meltdown from Froot or Zentreya or Silvervale or Veibae, they will fuck you up, maybe not physically but that implies them damaging you on other fronts which is worse these days
>"Nyanners?"Just NO, it is not worth it, probably the best worst decision because she will crash both of your lives in a schizo meltdown.
The awkward steamy sex would probably be unbelivable tho, I bet she would probably jump you and then try to motorboat your dick in a desperate attempt to release stress and trying to entice you into not abandoning her aging loner menhera fatass.
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