Ode to Duck:
Duck is mystery, Duck is fine
Duck gives no cause for cringe or whine
Has no rrats, cause no yabs
Duck is joy of all collabs!
Duck is funny, Duck is cute!
Duck is no menhera sloot
Sister here, roommate there?
All we know is soft derriere

Duck is happy, duck is true!
Duck will not abandon you!

Duck works hard, Duck brings cheer
Duck has no other career
Nihongo? Eop too, Duck cares for both me and you

So what do you say? Give Duck a go!
After all, she's better than your skank hoe