This is Calliope Mori.
She has hit 2 million subscribers just today.
She released an album this week, and debuted in 3D.
Her second birthday is coming up.
She plans to stay, doesn't intend to graduate, and is not going anywhere.

Can you feel it?
None of your shitposts did anything to hurt her or slow her down. Nothing you post on here has any effect on her. She's inclining, speeding up, growing stronger, climbing greater heights, and you can't do anything to slow her down. Your only option is to cope with her immense success.
While she's out there achieving her dreams, all you can do is sit in your mom's house, live off other people's money, and make shitty bait posts on imageboards.

If you understand what I'm saying, go grab a rope and a chair.