>Hear about this supposed unlucky vtuber
>Get invited to play a board game at her house
>The walls are plastered with Vergil related images
>Some of them have Vergil kissing V and I'm not sure what to make of it.
>She says it's ironic and that she isn't a fujo
>Get to the living room and she busts out Stratego
>Has to blow the dust off first
>Whew, been awhile since I broke this one out Troopa.
>The cloud of dust flies into my face and soon we're both coughing
>After taking a puff from her inhaler, she gets distracted over nothing
>That reminds me, I need to clean my CZ. Wanna see?
>She takes out her CZ and the slide flies off and hits me in the face
>I'm so sorry, Troopa! There's no way that could've happened.
>Here, let me give you some brownies to make up for it
>She takes out a platter of brownies with frosting that looks like it was writing at some point and is now just a mess of scribbles
>Uhhh, post modern brownies. You know, these scribbles remind me of an incest family tree I read in...
>This tangent goes on for an actual hour and I sit there nodding my head
>Anyways, let's play the game. What anime do you want on in the background? Do you have a preferred Gundam?
>I timidly answer G
>G is interesting and all, but Z really takes the cake for me, and you know....
>She goes off on another tangent for about 30 minutes or so this time since she's getting winded
>So I'll just put on Code Geass. Now let's open this bad boy.
>She finally opens Stratego while sitting on her Vergil dakimakura and there are at least 16 pieces missing
>Awww, bad luck Troopa. The only thing I have left is Monopoly
>My heart race increases as I think about being locked in an eternal 1v1 Monopoly duel
>Timidly make up an excuse about how needing to go home
>Are ya sure, Troopa? We could...
>Electricity suddenly cuts off
>Decide to make my exit
>In the darkness, I trip over several dragon dildos and into a pile of Vergil posters
>Covered in artificial cum and Vergil, I make my escape
>Can faintly hear her in the background
>Y-you too
