>>21726310"Tell her where your name comes from, Mozambique. Your very existence is a yab!"
"Mozmabique-kun, what is he talking about?"
"I... I'm a three shot pistol, Ollie-chan. I was named for the Mozambique Drill. The one where you shoot an attacker twice in the chest and once in the face."
"But Mozambique-kun, you're from an FPS! That's not so ba--"
"READ BETWEEN THE LINES YOU FUCKING ZOOMER. WHO DO YOU THINK WAS DOING TACTICAL SHIT IN MOZAMBIQUE IN THE EARLY 80'S."
"I... the Nazis?"
"Jesus Christ. No. It was Rhodesians. Or at least the guys who ran in the same circles as them. Hired gun white guys defending the remains of colonial states. The /pol/shitters love them. That one guy who shot up the black church..."
"OK, Charge Rifle, we get it!"
"It's a yab, that's all I'm saying! The name 'Mozambique Drill' was considered too racist for the LAPD! DO YOU KNOW HOW RACIST YOU HAVE TO BE TO--"
"Charge Rifle, I'm not disagreeing with you, but Ollie has been playing with a fidget spinner for the past 5 minutes. I don't think she's listening to you"
"Oh for fucks sake..."
