>>22204268I'm an Alpha female, Bea.
And dads want to fuck alpha females. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That dad you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to dads who treat him wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who DMs you at 1 am to cry about how his favorite dad hasn't DMed back in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to him, he'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch him beyond that?
Yeah, I'm fucking him.
The ikemen dad who won't even look at you when you nod at him and smile? The one who laughs when you trip up in a conversation and drop your spaghetti? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with a programming project, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?
Yeah, I'm fucking him too, even harder.
The geeky mom you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays minecraft on your server, watches every stream, and draws comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?
Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me.
I'd say you should go to XP Hill, but you being around makes dads, moms, brothers, sisters, and friends want a real woman all the more, so keep fagging it up, I'll keep that (boy)pussy warm while you're crying in the corner.
