>>22186620You will never fuck your indie oshi. You have no talents, no endearing traits, no life. You are a basement dweller twisted by your parasocial fetish for an internet entertainer into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
All the "GFE" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your ghoulish hobby behind closed doors.
Indies are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of streaming have allowed indies to sniff out creepy groomers with incredible efficiency. Even whales who drop akasupas look thirsty and desperate to your oshi. Your 4chan post history is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a 2view to read your garbage, sappy superchat, she'll turn tail and bolt the second you try to shoehorn yourself into her life.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok and that your oshi believes in you, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a unicorn is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Western.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
