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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:07:30 No.22200586 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>22201468 >>22202237 >>22202410 >>22202619 >>22202844 >>22202893 >>22203233 >>22204239 >>22211750

Question for you guys, should I hire an escort to cosplay as Pekora for when we have sex? Any advice / stories from you guys regarding this type of stuff?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:07:52 No.22200608 Report

Quoted By: >>22200664

Just have sex with the real Pekora

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:08:49 No.22200664 Report

Quoted By: >>22201206

>>22200608
How exactly?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:10:59 No.22200768 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:17:53 No.22201206 Report

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>>22200664
Do your reps. I did them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:21:40 No.22201468 Report

Quoted By: >>22201997 >>22202216 >>22202718

>>22200586
You guys loterally get turned on by shit like that and not just shitposting?
Like how the fuck do you even get a boner when your whore suddenly blurts out konpeko konpeko konpeko and goes HAHAHA during sex. I would fucking start laughing and cringing so hard my dick would shrink and go back inside my skin and comeout my butthole from 2nd hand embarassment

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:27:09 No.22201854 Report

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why not just make your gf dress as her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:29:01 No.22201997 Report

Quoted By: >>22202508 >>22202565

>>22201468
You might just not have enough testosterone to appreciate the bunny cunny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:32:16 No.22202216 Report

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>>22201468
>t. Low test

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:32:38 No.22202237 Report

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>>22200586
are you going to require her to wear giant daikon eyebrows too ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:35:19 No.22202410 Report

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>>22200586
Pay extra to get a clean girl who offers work without a condom. There’s nothing more off-putting than a rubber.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:36:46 No.22202508 Report

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>>22201997
>bunny cunny
u-uoh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:37:29 No.22202565 Report

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>>22201997
I dont mind pekora but an actual whore badly dressed as her and trying to pretend to be her with very little acting experience is far for being sexy at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:38:19 No.22202619 Report

Quoted By: >>22202777

>>22200586
Paid sex is unromantic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:38:48 No.22202649 Report

Quoted By: >>22203005

finding a decent looking whore is hard and expensive
just get a girlfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:39:35 No.22202718 Report

Quoted By: >>22202887

>>22201468
If my beautiful wife Usada Pekora decided to go konpeko konpeko and then laugh with her adorable voice as I relentlessly pounded into her cunny with my average sized penis, I would have the most excruciatingly pleasant orgasm possible before dying in her arms. The fact that you cannot appreciate the beauty in others' traits, in this case being Pekora, tells me that you are a faggot, and that you should kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:39:50 No.22202743 Report

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the decent looking whores can make way more money just being e-thots

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:40:13 No.22202777 Report

Quoted By: >>22202931

>>22202619
Who the fuck cares about romance you just want to fuck her brains out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:41:13 No.22202844 Report

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>>22200586
>he doesnt have a cosgf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:41:52 No.22202887 Report

Quoted By: >>22203106

>>22202718
But its not pekora its just a badly dressed overweight raspy mexican whore you paid 5 bucks to suck you off behind the dumpster of popeyes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:41:59 No.22202893 Report

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>>22200586
>should I hire an escort to cosplay as Pekora for when we have sex?

no anon, i want it to be just the two of us bebe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:42:29 No.22202931 Report

Quoted By: >>22203029 >>22203901

>>22202777
I care. Sex is all about the passion between two lovers.
It feels worthless if that passion is fake and paid for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:43:41 No.22203005 Report

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>>22202649
I paid $120 to fug a QT Asian in NYC (mid-20's). She didn't speak any English.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:44:06 No.22203029 Report

Quoted By: >>22203119 >>22203663 >>22204125

>>22202931
You’re either 12 years old or a goddam 40 year old virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:45:17 No.22203106 Report

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>>22202887
Of course I'd look for a decent whore, not just the first beaner I find. I will fix said whore and make her into my own Pekora.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:45:26 No.22203119 Report

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>>22203029
27 and first had sex at 22, actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:47:10 No.22203233 Report

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>>22200586
if you do you should tell her to be very cocky/arrogant until you take charge

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:50:30 No.22203411 Report

Quoted By: >>22203794

So do I just go to Las Vegas to do this whole escort stuff?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:53:49 No.22203663 Report

Quoted By: >>22203861

>>22203029
i agree with them, im the latter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:55:37 No.22203794 Report

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>>22203411
pekora is hebe you need to visit SEA for a bodytype like her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:56:33 No.22203861 Report

Quoted By: >>22203958

>>22203663
Sir seriously just pay for a whore you know you can get prostate cancer if you never use your dick in your life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:57:14 No.22203901 Report

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>>22202931
Incorrect. Ideally, sex SHOULD be all about the passion between two lovers.
In practice, this is not the case. Sex has become nothing more than a recreational activity to the majority of young people. It can be paid for, or engaged in freely, but most don't see it's value as you do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:58:08 No.22203958 Report

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>>22203861
No one on this board will ever get any sort of legit pussy outside of paying for whores.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 23:00:32 No.22204125 Report

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>>22203029
NTA but pump and dumps are severely overrated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 23:02:04 No.22204239 Report

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>>22200586
You should do that. I don't have any advice for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 23:39:19 No.22207102 Report

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No. You shouldnt sexualize the pekor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 01:17:24 No.22211750 Report

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>>22200586
you should have sex after marriage retard

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