Oshi this, oshi that. You all have no idea that the truly best girl is working behind the curtains like a fucking bureaucrat.
This woman corrupted the shit out of my cock like it had oil reserves in it. I would marry her, fuck her to death, wait for her to reincarnate, divorce her so I could marry her again.
I'm not into football, but if it means we can produce offspring enough to fill 2 teams. I'm up for it.
I can't look at jeans any other way anymore.
I see her in my dreams. My cum has been given purpose the moment they leave the assembly line.
They're all rampaging inside me every 30 minutes wanting to splatter themselves into my ruined phone that houses an ungodly amount of A-chan porn.
I want her so much, I need her so bad.
I want to fucking fuck her, man.