>decide to take a nap at 7 PM because I'm tired and Mori's stream doesn't start until 5 AM
>dreamt I was her manager and she had me just as busy as she is, currently trying to set up a collab between her and someone else in hololive
>then, for some reason, my mother calls me
>so now I'm in two different conversations, on two phones, trying to handle talking to my mother, Mori, and someone else's manager all at once
>my talking triggers the Amazon Alexa in my apartment (which I don't even own IRL)
>it, for some inexplicable reason, loudly orders pornography on my television
>every conversation stops as I frantically try to explain to everyone that I'm not watching porn while on the phone and that it's a mistake
>while I'm explaining this, Mori just starts laughing her fucking ass off so hard that the other phone in my hand picks it up, prompting my mother to ask who's that laughing
>this only makes Mori laugh harder
>the other manager's long since hung up at this point
And then I woke up more confused than I've ever been in my life.
