>>22711035The only reason hololive didn't crash long time ago are the talents tho
In fact let me see how many points on second half I remember, skipping ones I forgot
>Some managers barely even talk to their Holos let alone other managers. Lamy's manager said she wasn't a good fit with anyone. Coco is being prevented from collabing with EN. Calli may be barred from collabing with certain Holos.I remember multiple holos having no contact with management, Lamy thing is true and is also reason she doesn't sing much nowadays, Coco thing is also true, last one was probably just Mori being Mori
>Just play Overcooked, Dark Deception, and that one fucking "game" with the plug people.Ollie asking management what should she stream
>Harass and stalk them.Melu...
>Source your own equipment, not like it's critical to your job or anything.Cover provides the following hardware: Phone
>Fix your own streaming issues, we're not a tech company or anything.I shouldn't need to explain
>Oh hey one of our talents reported that her manager is harassing and stalking her? Better not do anything about it.Mel
>Figure it out yourself lol. Maybe we'll make a keychain for you after two years. Also we decide your image so if Watame wants an oppai mousepad, she can suck it.Something about holos asking for help with merch, Watame thing is true
>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame.Coco or fridge incident, I think
>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE).Self explanatory
>Hire incompetent people with no background in talent management as staff, rather they are just SEAnigger fans (*oserbait) and end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met) and at worst people who will one day rape and kill the Holo (*yger, Mel's manger).Producer-san, nowadays known as Omega
>Pick the worst and most Gosling questions.One of conventions
>Suisei has literally released one original song since she joined Hololive. She released two while she was indie. Kiara had to go commission her own song without Cover.Holos pay for their music fully if they want any creative control
>Let tracers through and make your Holo look like a fool for having to hastily retract emotes after announcing them.Something about Cover commissioned emotes
>Hang them out to dry, not my problem lmao.Their general attitude
>Watame, that's not your image, no oppai mousepad for you.A repeat
>Nah let's just videotape a fucking screen.Holofes...
>Shot down Pekora's project, made her cry. Marine has to provide half the funding for her project out of her own pocket, despite Cover raking in millions.Facts
>Oh we gave a bunch of Chinks mod powers in Coco's chat, tech company btw. Sucks that all these fans got banned, just submit a ticket through our fucking website, we have our best intern on it probably.Coco had to unban them herself
>Oh Haachama poured her heart and soul into a month long horror arc that was well received? Better tell her to take it all down because we won't actually go to Youtube on our talents behalf. Just like Asacoco 1.0, swimsuits, and public ASMR, it's less hassle just to can it.Them canning shit of holos
>Forces their talent apologize because some fujos got their panties in a twistNo idea actually, maybe the fridge incident?
It was caused by nijifags btw 
