>Hook up with Fauna
>kinda smells like manure, but whatever
>she tries talking dirty, can’t hear her over the sound of the goats in the living room
>constantly getting poked in the fucking eyes by her horn thingies
>birds on ceiling fan squawking and shitting on my back, losing patience now
>have to constantly spit out the dog and cat hair floating in the air like a fog
>getting leaves and dirt and shit on the sheets that I just washed
>eyes watering, sneezing nonstop from all the FUCKING POLLEN
>fucking bees fucking stinging my fucking balls
>fuck this
>walk to the bathroom to take a shower
>roll my ankle on a ferret I couldn’t see in the dark
>mfw
