>>23161554I'd probably want to take her to the Oregon Zoo if it still has the parakeet enclosure where you can feed them or if they do any of the hands on stuff still. the area with the dart frogs and caimans and the penguins are the best.
That or going to a dog park to play with her dogs together, I dont have a dog of my own but being able to get on the good side of her dogs maybe with some chicken livers seems like a good plan.
>>23163086it's in South America I think but there's a fish that swims up your dickhole and shoots out spines to lodge itself there and feast on your blood. it's called a candiru.
>>23163116I have a fth build Bubba with the big red hammer and a bunch of the flashy spells ready if it ever happens