There, I said it. I want them to make Vshojo look like a fucking joke. I miss the days when Hololive had daily sexy ASMR from Choco and Mel, and they pressed their tits together and made out on camera, and Coco shaved her pussy live onstream, and we had full-3D swimsuit streams. Can you imagine that shit today? Can you imagine Noel or Coco or Botan in a swimsuit, doing stupid games where you spin around to smack the watermelon while their bazongas flap around the whole time?

God, I hate Youtube. I hate Susan. I hate liberals. The sooner we make the transition to Twitch, the better.