>>23314672I'm going to not only catfish you, but pay some girl to act like your online gf, for pictures and calls, whenever I need in order to string you along for years. I will support you in your every endeavor, express my affection towards you nearly every day, and even talk about planning for a happy family one day in the future. This will go on for as long as I possibly can make it, up until the day I pretend to book a plane ticket in order to meet you and go on a date in real life. I'll make up the flight I'm on, tell you where I'm getting off, and wait for you to text me that you're waiting for me and can't find where I am. Then I'll send you a picture of my cock and tell you I was a man the entire time, copy pasting an entire essay on how exactly I planned to ruin your love life.
Afterwards we could play Civ V or something.
