God fucking dammit. I fucking god damn love danchou's fucking big ass fucking boobs. I mean, everyone does, but like, I’m addicted to them. Whenever I see danchous's big titties, I instantly cum. My eyes lock on to her luscious rack and my (above average in length and girth) penis gets hard. Instantaneously, semen shoots right out of my throbbing cock and into my pants. And it’s a lot of semen. Enough to fill up a fish bowl. I can’t control it. If I’m in public, my pants will inflate and sperm will drip out of them. I’ll smell like cum for the rest of the week. I’d be walking home one day, right, and I'd see danchou on my YouTube recommendations with a HUGE fucking pair of tits. My jeans fucking ripped open from the sheer force of my ejaculation. I went home and jerked off furiously to her stream until I bust a fat nut onto my monitor and knock myself out. It was two years ago when she just debuted. Imagine how many times that happened since then? Exactly nine-hundred, and ninety-nine times (999). That’s once every day. I did the math. Actually, it’s probably even more than that. Sometimes it happens twice a day. Sometimes even three times! I have thrown away so many pairs of pants in my lifetime, you wouldn’t even believe. I don’t know how I haven’t been abducted by the FBI and sent to area 51. I’m not normal. If I would be a super hero, I’d be Long Penis Man. Or Many Sperm Man. I constantly want to see danchou's fucking large boobs, but as soon as I do, I cum. God dammit. It’s a lot of cum. I’d say about three litres per ejaculation. It doesn’t matter if I just came beforehand, it’s always roughly the same amount. Anyway, anyone else have a similar problem?