Winardi logs chapter 2.
So far these /luna/ people are even stranger than the kronies but are still quite nice to be around. I personally am very fond of the idea of big metal boys protecting us all while feeding us tasty snacks. Sounds like an amazing deal! And we even get to share nuts with them so hopefully they can enjoy candy flavor nuts or something when they go home.
They mentioned at some point wanting to make an assembly in Silvanus. Well considering the fact that Silvanus is not actually a Risuner name but a name we inheritied from the kronies its kind of fitting that it basically becomes the go to place for visitors. And not to mention it only makes our cities look even bigger and cooler so I say let them. Totally not doing this for tasty snacks.
Heck at this point with the luknights, kronies, and sometimes a delegate from /meat/ it seems Silvanus is going to become an international meeting point. Side note I just realized that Silvanus has the word Anus in it. No wonder the kronies always laugh when we mention it. Best not to tell that joke to the luna people though, they seemt o be too pure for such jokes.
Now I am quite sad that they will not hand over those gems in their armor to us. I mean COME ON whats the damn point of showing off your shiny gems if your not even going to use them! Seems like a massive waste to me but I dont want to disappoint their envoys so I told everyone to cancel the idea of gem trading. They have plenty of other stuff we can use anyway.
Speaking of things we want I did discuss how they made their big armor and how easy it is to move around in. They did mention something about lighter armor and I did notice a select few wear armor that doesnt seem as "fat". But seriously how the hell do they move in those massive iron cans? And if they have this much to spare then could we get some? Using our food as trade resources if this works out we could have risuners with metal weaponry way better than the ones we have now.
It seems the man with the very silly name (reminder to not laugh at his name) Sir Saccharin Plumdrop III, has requested to go to Pasuma. Well I don't see why not given they are a religious people. Maybe thats why they all wear big armor, must be a religious thing. I dont get it though how the actual fuck are you supposed to cuddle with them if they wont take it off. I should ask one of them to remove their armor just for a bit to see how they would react. Would make for a good project.
He mentioned something about our roads specifically our abundance of red rocks. Told me that it looks like rusted metal. And that if we were to mine all of it that we could have armor for all of the risuners. As appealing as that would seem to some people we are known for being fast not
heavy.It would be such a pain to climb trees while in a suit of armor. But I can understand the point Plumdrop was trying to make. I guess were just sitting on all this supposed rock/metal supply and not using it, especially on the western side of the nation.
Still that is something I will have to bring up with some of the others if it works better than the bog iron we have been using recently. ONe of the other guys said that it contains something called aluminum. Whatever that is.
And now here we are. Pasuma is a beautiful city like always with by far the most statues and decorations of Risu than any other. We show them the city center which is where Risu herself personally teleports to to begin our glorious nut exchange. He seemed fascinated by this spot and told him he could go there if he likes which of course he did immediately. I kind of respect these luknights in this matter that they seem to be most stubbornly loyal to their Luna while we are stubborn loyal to our Risu. I wonder if Luna does a trip once a year like Risu does?
Last thing to note is that there was a bit of trouble. It seems that the only thing bigger than Plumdrops armor is his curiosity and he was intending on going to the temple of Risu itself. Well naturally that got stopped immediately by pretty much every risuner in the near vicinity. One of the guides tried to explain in their language that not even most risuners are allowed past Pasuma and an outsider going there would just result in most likely death. It was a shame to see him so upset, he really was looking forward to it after all but I told him that if he ever wants to meet Risu than just stay for the month of november as long as your willing to hand over all the nuts we have traded with you.
He gave me a shocked look. "Why would I give back that which we have accepted as trade goods"? When I told him of our nearly nut exchange to Risu his face had an even funnier expression. I guess they do things quite differently at /luna/ but this is to be expected with foreign people. Nevertheless Plumdrop (my god I love this dudes name) was definitely interested in what Pasuma had to offer.
