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Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 04:54:40 No.24668681 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>24669038 >>24669051 >>24669104 >>24669141 >>24669375 >>24669572 >>24672061 >>24672775 >>24673994 >>24674864 >>24674952 >>24675133 >>24675182 >>24675773 >>24676060 >>24676953 >>24678433 >>24678713

>cover holding auditions for holostarsEN
>be me, male

Should I try to get into holostarsEN? Ive never even done vtubing and I'm a 5'9 balding italian. Do you think I could get in and convince ina to fuck me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 04:56:20 No.24668767 Report

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>Joining Cover to get close with the girls

You're instantly dropped anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 04:59:49 No.24668967 Report

Quoted By: >>24668991

You never know until you try anon, nijiEN males did ended up gangbanging Nina and Mika.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 05:00:05 No.24668978 Report

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Just fuck your mother instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 05:00:30 No.24668991 Report

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>>24668967
Cant forget those vshojo whores all sucking nux's cock all at once

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 05:01:30 No.24669038 Report

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>>24668681
>Should I try to get into holostarsEN?
You're not even funny on vt, so forget about entertaining mass public

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 05:01:37 No.24669044 Report

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>Be OP
>Male
>Cant sing
>Cant draw
>Cant be a woman
why would cover ever want you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 05:01:45 No.24669051 Report

Quoted By: >>24669119 >>24669142 >>24669367

>>24668681
apparently ina is a mega dyke but the anon that said so won't tell me why even tho there's apparently a reason. So good luck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 05:03:11 No.24669104 Report

Quoted By: >>24674925

>>24668681
You already failed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 05:03:26 No.24669119 Report

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>>24669051
Every cute asian in existence is a dyke now….. yeah i call bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 05:03:46 No.24669141 Report

Quoted By: >>24669301 >>24669595

>>24668681
I'd watch the hell out of an entire Italian Holostars generation where the collabs are them arguing over card games

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 05:03:46 No.24669142 Report

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>>24669051
She can't be a dyke, she was dating Omega, just like everyone else in HoloEN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 05:07:11 No.24669301 Report

Quoted By: >>24669464

>>24669141
My favorite Holostars member, Vinny Tagliattelli

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 05:07:36 No.24669327 Report

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I like how he had to say that he is balding like they hire people based on their looks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 05:08:30 No.24669367 Report

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>>24669051
za hando

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 05:08:43 No.24669375 Report

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>>24668681
Instantly disqualified for posting about it on 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 05:10:41 No.24669464 Report

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>>24669301
My oshi is Tony Esposito, but a lot of people like their genmates Mario, Vince, or Vic "Sonny" Caldarelli

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 05:13:25 No.24669572 Report

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>>24668681
lets ignore the whole getting dropped for the obvious motivation thing, do you have any content creating experience at all that involves being on media? If not, you are going to be autofiltered.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 05:13:55 No.24669595 Report

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>>24669141
sadly, despite miko's best efforts, the hand-tech just isn't there yet.
captcha; KAWOP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 06:24:46 No.24672061 Report

Quoted By: >>24675426

>>24668681
>Should I try to get into holostarsEN?
Are you British?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 06:36:48 No.24672439 Report

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You will never get to interact with HoloEN girls and you will be forced to be perform homosexual acts with your genmates.
Is this something you really want?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 06:40:38 No.24672559 Report

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Yeah, women magically lose all of the conditions that make them reject people normally just because you're an anime guy with the only excuse of interacting with them being that you're from the same company. That's like saying you have a good chance of fucking a girl and all you need is to get into the same class as her. Except that's probably far easier.
At the end of the day when you strip away all the glamor they need to tiptoe around you on and off camera to avoid scandals from torpedoing both of your rice bowls, people watch both of you explicitly to stop this shit from sinking their golden goose, you're constantly flirting with other women for your livelihood, and the biggest issue of all is that they likely outearn you by an order or two of magnitude. If you were charismatic and clever enough to overcome all of that you could get a much better paying job and fuck them anyway by seducing their roommates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 06:47:43 No.24672775 Report

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>>24668681
You know it’s obvious to women when a guy wants to fuck them right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 07:37:59 No.24673994 Report

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>>24668681
No
They don't take people without experience
You're applying to a big 4 firm with no qualifications or previous experience

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 08:13:57 No.24674864 Report

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>>24668681
In the event of Holostars having free slots not taken by cronyism/nepotism, they'll prioritize experienced content creators(not necessarily streamers). This has been the case for years now in all Holobranches, male or female.
In other words don't bother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 08:17:16 No.24674925 Report

Quoted By: >>24675027

>>24669104
Who made that image? A fujo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 08:18:48 No.24674952 Report

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>>24668681
Are you the guy who makes the lego city videos? If so then you should try it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 08:22:28 No.24675027 Report

Quoted By: >>24675178 >>24675360 >>24675456 >>24676017

>>24674925
"brotubers" will NEVER exist outside of your head. I can not think of a single 3dpd e-celeb who is not attractive. Vtubers are no different.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 08:26:33 No.24675133 Report

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>>24668681
Being bald isn't necessarily a bad thing. And there is literally nothing wrong with being 5'9 (aside from using amerimutt measurements).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 08:28:31 No.24675178 Report

Quoted By: >>24675559

>>24675027
Thanks for telling me someone who I've been following for two years will never exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 08:28:49 No.24675182 Report

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>>24668681
Ey Vinny stop daydreaming about your anime girls and get me more gabagool

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 08:35:32 No.24675360 Report

Quoted By: >>24675559

>>24675027
Being attractive is not exclusive from being a bro, or do you think that cr1tikal and jerma got their fanbase by fujo-baiting for lonely fat whores
Male and female streamers are very differenr

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 08:38:16 No.24675426 Report

Quoted By: >>24675447

>>24672061
A Welsh anon in a past thread showed that most of his audition video was watched and that he is aiming to go full-on BFE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 08:39:21 No.24675447 Report

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>>24675426
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/24437431/#24443948

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 08:39:57 No.24675456 Report

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>>24675027
Aris

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 08:44:59 No.24675559 Report

Quoted By: >>24675639 >>24675779 >>24678588

>>24675178
He is not the ugly bastard or vegeta that's often wanted here. Still good-looking in his own way.
>>24675360
Learn what "fujo" means before using it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 08:48:31 No.24675639 Report

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>>24675559
Fujo is generally understood around here to mean "female fan of gay content"

Other meanings and especially the actual japanese translation are not really relevant here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 08:54:21 No.24675773 Report

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>>24668681
Enter ironically by brainstorming ideas for your audition with /vt/ and keep your expectations low

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 08:54:33 No.24675779 Report

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>>24675559
How did I use wrong the term fujoshi? Besides it doesn't matter whore, the most succseful male streamers are the bro streamers that are fun to watch (which is already the holostars culture btw), not BFE faggots for thirsty ugly bitches like you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 09:05:47 No.24676017 Report

Quoted By: >>24677777

>>24675027

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 09:07:58 No.24676060 Report

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>>24668681
sorry anon but they require experience as a content creator and no - your OC rrats do not count as content.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 09:46:01 No.24676741 Report

Quoted By: >>24676871

>join Cover solely with the intent of getting close with your oshi
>you get in
>you finally see the woman behind the avatar
>she's unattractive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 09:52:13 No.24676871 Report

Quoted By: >>24676983 >>24677269

>>24676741
or even worse: she read all your messages, she laughed at your jokes, she thanked you for your superchats... but when you introduce yourself, she doesn't remember you and is completely uninterested in who you are. didn't she care that you had your two year member badge?? you meant nothing to her, you were just a face in the crowd among thousands that was treated no different from countless other people.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 09:55:59 No.24676953 Report

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>>24668681
Pizza pasta mandolino berlusconi e porcoddio you should apply just for shit and giggles

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 09:57:00 No.24676983 Report

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>>24676871
>even worse
All of the spoiler goes without saying tho..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 10:08:21 No.24677269 Report

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>>24676871
But seriously, do any of of you anons actually believe that you're anything more than just part of the homogenous blob known as "chat"? That you were "noticed"? Why would you set yourself up for disappointment like that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 10:27:00 No.24677777 Report

Quoted By: >>24678389 >>24678460

>>24676017
I just love this guy. No strange concept, overwritten lore or elaborate design, just a dude who likes fishing. Fucking perfect.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 10:48:37 No.24678389 Report

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>>24677777
I'm gonna go ahead and check these quints of truth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 10:50:26 No.24678433 Report

Quoted By: >>24678480 >>24678668

>>24668681
>Join holo to get in girls pants
Oh hey, its the next Kouru. I will watch your career died in a month anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 10:51:10 No.24678460 Report

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>>24677777
ch-checked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 10:52:12 No.24678480 Report

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>>24678433
>Kaoru
Spreading rrats again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 10:55:46 No.24678588 Report

Quoted By: >>24678894

>>24675559
People don't want btotubers to be ugly bastards, they just need to look like anime MCs instead of looking like a capture target from a second rate otome game.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 10:58:43 No.24678668 Report

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>>24678433
>died in a month
Post timezone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 11:00:43 No.24678713 Report

Quoted By: >>24678812

>>24668681
>I could get in and convince ina to fuck me
You got it backwards. You need to fuck Ina first and then she'll do her nepotism thing to get you in. Then you can pull a sana on everyone for the lulz

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 11:04:32 No.24678812 Report

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>>24678713
>Ina asserted domINAnce and fucked both Sana and Kroni
She's such a fucking chad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 May 2022 11:07:22 No.24678894 Report

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>>24678588
This looks like an anime main character

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