Behold the paypig river running through my beloved oshi's channel.
You who seek the Pekoland, follow its path downstream in search of the key.
As you travel down it, you will see a minecraft village.
In that village, look for the construction company the two will tell you of.
There sleeps the key to the Pekoland.
The one who obtains the key must then travel to the Pekoland in accordance with these rules.
On the first stream, offer the six chosen by the key as sacrifices.
On the second stream, those who remain shall tear apart the two who are collabing.
On the third stream, those who remain shall praise my noble meme.
On the fourth stream, gouge the face and kill.
On the fifth stream, gouge the boing boing and kill.
On the sixth stream, gouge the armpit and kill.
On the seventh stream, gouge the thighs and kill.
On the eighth stream, gouge the feet and kill.
On the ninth stream, the idol shall revive, and none shall be left alive.
On the tenth stream, at journey's end, you shall attain to the power of the Pekoland's treasures, once and for the last time.
The idol shall praise the wise and bestow four treasures.
One shall be all the carrots from the Pekoland.
One shall be the resurrection of all the graduated souls.
One shall be the resurrection of the archives that was lost.
One shall be to put the idol to sleep for all time.
Sleep peacefully, my beloved rrat, Pekotrice.
