“You cannot rape me. I carry around heavy boxes of art supplies and canvases every day, so I’ve got quite a bit of muscle strength even if it doesn’t look like it. I can push you off.

If you try to kiss me, I’ll bite your tongue right off.

If you try to put your thing anywhere near mine, my anti-rape device down there is armed with teeth that will cut through your willy like a sausage slice.

So quit it, anon. Even in rape, you’re pathetic!”