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Shigure Ui walks into a bar and sees a man holding a magnificent 12-inch clock.
She says to him, “That looks cool! Where’d you get that?”
The man pulls out an old lamp and tells her the genie inside will grant her one wish.
Ui rubs the bottle, and to her amazement, a puff of purple smoke spews out and slowly collects in the form of a genie.
In a booming voice the genie tells her she has but one wish.
Ui thinks for a while. Feeling a sudden craving for chocolate, she says, “I wish I had a lot of Snickers!”
All of a sudden the bar is filled with muscular niggers, bursting from the door and the windows, standing on top of the bar, all turning to Ui with lustful eyes and throbbing cocks.
“Wait, no!” Ui panics. “What just happened!?”
The man replies, “I know. The genie must have bad hearing. Did you really think I wished for a 12-inch *clock*?”
She says to him, “That looks cool! Where’d you get that?”
The man pulls out an old lamp and tells her the genie inside will grant her one wish.
Ui rubs the bottle, and to her amazement, a puff of purple smoke spews out and slowly collects in the form of a genie.
In a booming voice the genie tells her she has but one wish.
Ui thinks for a while. Feeling a sudden craving for chocolate, she says, “I wish I had a lot of Snickers!”
All of a sudden the bar is filled with muscular niggers, bursting from the door and the windows, standing on top of the bar, all turning to Ui with lustful eyes and throbbing cocks.
“Wait, no!” Ui panics. “What just happened!?”
The man replies, “I know. The genie must have bad hearing. Did you really think I wished for a 12-inch *clock*?”
