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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 18:03:28 No.26768648 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>26768868 >>26769526 >>26769918 >>26769968 >>26770518 >>26770788 >>26771187 >>26771264 >>26771641 >>26774531 >>26778938 >>26780900 >>26782920

It is my life's mission to find a japanese cake and make her mine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 18:06:45 No.26768831 Report

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Good luck
I will beat you to it though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 18:07:27 No.26768868 Report

Quoted By: >>26769277 >>26769309

>>26768648
Redpill me on cakes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 18:15:12 No.26769277 Report

Quoted By: >>26771108

>>26768868
>sub-30 y/o
>sweet
>still looking for a male partner to be in their life because most japanese men would rather work themselves to death than breed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 18:15:42 No.26769309 Report

Quoted By: >>26774345

>>26768868
an item of soft sweet food made from a mixture of flour, fat, eggs, sugar, and other ingredients, baked and sometimes iced or decorated.

Pic for reference:

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 18:20:26 No.26769526 Report

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>>26768648
Miosha is just so unbelievably cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 18:28:05 No.26769918 Report

Quoted By: >>26770120 >>26773692

>>26768648
>Cake
>Posts Mio
What did he mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 18:29:16 No.26769968 Report

Quoted By: >>26770120

>>26768648
>cake
>posts hag
not that i'm mad though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 18:32:18 No.26770120 Report

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>>26769918
>>26769968

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 18:41:07 No.26770518 Report

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>>26768648
By the time I've actually built my self as a man worthy of my oshi, haachama would've turned into a cake, making me about 3 years older than her
Which is perfect

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 18:47:04 No.26770788 Report

Quoted By: >>26770895 >>26776438

>>26768648
Would not a cake be something more like Marine? She is a cake about to expire though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 18:49:27 No.26770895 Report

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>>26770788
A cake is a cake mang

Caption: TPGAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 18:54:22 No.26771108 Report

Quoted By: >>26771191 >>26771406

>>26769277
>sub 30
Cake is a generic term for over 25, there is no upper age limit. /vt/ just prefers to use hag for over 30 as a differentiation, but over 30 without a husband is still cake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 18:56:26 No.26771187 Report

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>>26768648
Easier said than done but good luck with shit they find to be socially acceptable and their culture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 18:56:29 No.26771191 Report

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>>26771108
Retard logic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 18:58:36 No.26771264 Report

Quoted By: >>26771635

>>26768648
Why japanese though? You can’t even speak japanese

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 19:02:50 No.26771406 Report

Quoted By: >>26772345

>>26771108
Actually, the term for over 30 is "new year's noodles" but it's not used as much as cake and hag (baba)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 19:08:30 No.26771635 Report

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>>26771264
learning the ropes frien

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 19:08:39 No.26771641 Report

Quoted By: >>26771835 >>26772282 >>26772383 >>26776829

>>26768648
Don't get her pregnant, she will run away and abort, if she has the baby you have no rights as a parent in Japan and won't be able to see your child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 19:13:19 No.26771835 Report

Quoted By: >>26772383

>>26771641
And if you're female, the guy will straight up take the kids and VANISH. There's nothing you can do about it...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 19:24:21 No.26772282 Report

Quoted By: >>26772480

>>26771641
oh trust me if she is preggo with my child she will be happy with me. I will make sure of that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 19:25:38 No.26772345 Report

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>>26771406
I want to ___ Mio's noodles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 19:26:39 No.26772383 Report

Quoted By: >>26772425 >>26775454

>>26771835
>>26771641
So in japan the baby is like a football and the game is keepaway for mentally ill couples.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 19:27:40 No.26772425 Report

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>>26772383
the menhera games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 19:28:38 No.26772480 Report

Quoted By: >>26773253

>>26772282
Do you have a respectable job, high income, willing to let her manage ALL the money, and live your life scheduled to what she wants?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 19:45:13 No.26773253 Report

Quoted By: >>26776763

>>26772480
Almost yes. I am due to work abroad and it's all slowly coming together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 19:55:09 No.26773692 Report

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>>26769918
A hag is a cake.
A cake is not a hag (yet).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 20:07:25 No.26774345 Report

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>>26769309
>baked and sometimes iced
Yes. By me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 20:10:59 No.26774531 Report

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>>26768648
Mine too, OP. God bless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 20:32:12 No.26775454 Report

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>>26772383
YEP. There's actually a big "missing kids" problem in Japan, usually from one side take the kid and fucking off to who knows where with the other side looking for the kid/partner. Cops don't really look or do shit about it.

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 20:44:45 No.26775923 Report

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I want to fuck an obscenely sexy cake/hag on her school uniform after she asks if it still fits her as her extremely sexy and slightly overweight body overflows the small clothes with her delicious body.

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 20:56:36 No.26776438 Report

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>>26770788
soon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 21:05:05 No.26776763 Report

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>>26773253
What if she wants you to go away so she can go shopping with her friends?

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 21:06:48 No.26776829 Report

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>>26771641
>Japanese female
>Not wanting my white genes

Doesn't sound right to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 21:55:19 No.26778695 Report

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I will make it my mission to become Mio's platonic partner.

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 22:00:38 No.26778938 Report

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>>26768648
Join Holostars EN and hope the do a meet and greet.

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 22:36:11 No.26780900 Report

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Anonymous Fri 24 Jun 2022 23:13:53 No.26782920 Report

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>>26768648
Please universe give me the pink coyote...

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