Cuckbeat cope script:
>[X] it's just a fake birthday, don't you know hololive isn't REAL???
>she did [some random shit] after the call-in, KNEEL!
>oh yeah? then what about [random unrelated holo that has never talked to the birthday girl], huh?
>nooo you don't understand, being there on time is just so HECKING DIFFICULT! Alarms don't exist!
>she apologized so it's okay (it's the 58th time she's done the same fuck-up, never improving but actually getting worse), LEAVE HER ALONE
>blatant lies and gaslighting (ie. pretending this is a first-time offense)
>something something niji falseflaggers
