>>2783939Juice boxes are the superior form of beverage container. Bottlefags and cankeks just lie to themselves trying to feel special.
- Depending on the length of the straw, you barely need to handle the box, very convenient when you're trying to do things while drinking.
- Why sip when you can suck? With juice boxes you can suck juice in as hard or as slowly as you want, without resorting to retarded movements. With bottles and cans you have to lift them above your face and hold them at a downwards angle, risking spilling the beverage over yourself if you're trying to drink a lot and fast. Boxes don't have this issue.
- If you're a retard and knock shit over all the time, with bottles and cans you're fucking screwed. Prepare to wipe copious amounts of spilled drink and have fun cleaning your electronics if those were on the table too. With juice boxes, on the other hand, depending on how much juice was left and what side it fell on, you barely will spill any at all, and because the hole is so much smaller, you have more of a window to prevent further leakage.
- You can put multiple straws into your mouth and mix and match what you drink. Good fucking luck trying to drink from multiple bottles or cans at the same time though.
Abandon your inferior drink containers and come join the juice box faith today.
