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Haatons are weak. Haatons are frail. Haatons are soft. Haatons are the absolute lowest of the low. The sole image of inadequacy. This is to keep the balance of the universe as we are all serving the ultimate being. the supreme heart
Oh mighty, Haachama... Great Idol, the Imperishable, The Great Idol of Australia, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Feet, Punisher of Ears, The Great Unifier, Bringer of Streams, Builder of Structures, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Dead Hours, Sailor of the Great Ocean, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, First of the Yarra Valley, Champion of the Kitchen, Mighty Idol of the Australian Desert, Idol of the Shifting Sands, She Who Holds The Hammer, Waker of Haatons, Breaker of the YAGOO Structures, Builder of the YAGOO Structures, Terror of the Ears, Taker of Hearings, Waker from Nightmares, Founder of the Desuwa Cult, She Who Does Not Serve, Hearing Purger, Player of the Great Game, Caller of the Indies, Idol of the Yarra River.
The Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cooker of Chaos. The Duchess of Degenelacy. The Empress of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Groumalus of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lady of Loquaciousness. The Mistress of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Princess of Passion. The Queen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultana of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.
HAATO THE TSUNDERE
HAACHAMA THE KUREJI
ENTER HAACHAMACHAMA
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