Warning: These narratives are too strong for you, traveler.
Cover buys out semi-popular streamers, paying them to 'disappear' from the internet, in order to use their personalities as fake covers for their talent's real identities.
Sora is Yagoo's IRL daughter, which is why she's often put on a pedestal by the other holos.
AZKi is Yagoo's IRL wife, who wanted to be an idol but couldn't because she was too old, so she became a virtual idol with her husband's help.
Fubuki is a staff member for Cover who, after seeing the Gen0 streams, thought it would be fun to become a VTuber herself.
Haachama hated the generic tsundere Akai Haato character and intended to shift into Haachama from the beginning. All of her yabs are intentional and part of a carefully crafted plan.
Kaoru fucked your oshi and had to graduate afterwards.
Haato and Coco are Enma and Jenma respectively and their break back in October was actually due to the unexpected success of HoloEN.
Mori hates being a woman and will be the first Hololive streamer to transition to a Holostar.
/vt/ was created due to Reine's family's influence and is monitored by her family's employees to ensure that yabs don't spread. Over 5 people have already been 'investigated' by her agents and are yet to be found.