>>28644595I'd instantly unsheathe my katana (located conveniently at my bedside) and slice directly at her face. However, I am a merciful swordsweeb. You see, it is a reverse-blade. She's quite alive, only unconscious. I then quickly unpack a camping tent and stuff her inside the duffel bag it came with. Now comes the tricky part. I have to steal a wheel barrow alongside random gardening implements, after packing her in, I can now covertly transport her across the street. My neighbors are kindly and fortunately away at this hour. Assuming I make it to their backyard without drawing attention, I may now sneak past their camera's blind spot to the sliding-glass back door. Unlocked, yatta! One of the implements I packed was a hammer. It is with this that I smash off the inside facing doorknob of their closet. Unpacking Iofi, I hoist her inside the closet. Her yelling and banging will draw my neighbor's attention when they return. She's their problem now. That took a lot out of me. Thank fuck I can finally go back and sleep in after canceling stream like the piece of shit I am. I didn't even cop a feel.
