>saplings say they aren't cucks for months
>cope by saying they're not parasocial
>less than year in
>they fill catalog with fanfic of being cucked by Fauna
This time, they will pretend that it's just funposting or a joke. And the plausible deniability will convince socially maladjusted tourists, and they won't realize that their cuckposts are 100% unironic.
This is genuinely the most pathetic thing I've ever fucking seen.