>>294902I'm pathetic for being here and for watching vtubers for an unhealthy amount of hours but I'm self aware about it.
Listening to straight up fucking pillow talk with like 10000 other people is cringe as fuck. From the streamer's perspective, why the hell would you want to be that intimate with so many faceless strangers?
Of course you can empathize with the streamer when she opens up about personal stuff but going full on fucking proxy spouse recording yourself brushing hair and whispering in your ear unironically, no I'm not gonna delude myself into this psychotic roleplay.
I'll listen to anything else, how many eggs you cooked for breakfast or what your favorite species of tarantula or whatever the fuck you're but have some self respect.
Pull yourself up and look at your monitor, do you think any girl thinks a guy who listens to ASMR unironically is worth respecting?
Once AI robots come out I'll probably do the same thing though but at least it's a fuckin robot wife and not a 3DPD larping as one.