How to save your Oshi:
>Stop fapping.
>Buy large area of land far away from population.
>Kidnap Oshi and bring her to your land.
>Apologize for kidnapping her, but explain to her that it had to be done this way to remove her from the evil influence of modern day society.
>Explain to her the error in posing as a fictional anime girl online all day to take advantage of lonely nerds and their money.
>Teach her the way of the Lord.
>She sees the light. Realizes her true purpose as a woman, and repents from her internet harlotry.
>Marry Oshi.
>Mating press. Unleash tsunami of coom held in just for her from no fap.
>Live off the land together, growing your own food, creating hundreds of children, and singing praises to the Lord.
>Congratulations, you saved your Oshi.
