>>30029488put a plastic bowl on a hot stove I forgot was hot.
There's not much that smells worse than burned plastic. It's also definitely toxic as shit.
Another time I was making chilli con carne and then I had a sneaky wank while the chilli was cooking.
The chilli turned out great, but my dick was on fucking fire. Either you wear gloves handling the chilli's or you wash your hands for 5 minutes straight before touching your genitals, because holy shit that is a mistake I will not do again.
