>>30037260There is a moral duty to come up with plausible yet absurd rrats to teach people not to believe anything written in this place.
They have to be very convincing yet make the person who repeats it look completely stupid once he utters them as to teach them not the repeat them in public ever again.
This helps to counter more malicious rrats directed at /cgl/ tier gossiping from the crab bucket two views.
Only by spreading the rrat that Miko raped Pekora in the cold winter of 2021 you can defeat orc schizo and her successors.