Well, I'm gonna tell you the truth, okay. The absolute, indisputable FACT of the matter. And that truth is that the real attacker is much closer, and much, much realer than any gang of innocent Muslims. Yes my friends, the REAL threat came from America's core. America's inland boarders (specifically those off the border of Idaho and Wyoming, technically). A homegrown menace that has been hated for years, and ruined so many lives. Now, as the government lies to us about those tragic events of 7/11, I have only one question for you: can your heart stand the shocking truth? The truth that Mumei did WTC!?
>Um...What?
Can you think of any creature more resourceful, more indestructible, or more incredibly cute than Mumei? No, of course you can't. Mumei is the most powerful thing to hit cities since a nuke hit Hiroshima! How could you be so blind as to think that she wouldn't do WTC?! Mumei was being funded by a slush fund forged with Cover dude!! The hololive fanclub was established as a legitimate front for money laundering!!
All of this information is available on the internet, where many many facts are posted every single day; maybe you've heard of it? MUMEI DID WTC!
>You Honestly Believe that a Cute Owl Flew Planes into the World Trade Center. This is What You're Telling Me?
If you weren't such a sheep never digging beneath the surface, you'd believe it too! People like you make me sick man, just doing your little jobs in your little cubicles, listening to your little ASMR, drinking little frappacinos in your little chairs! So sheltered, its pathetic. Do you even know about the massacres in Sri Lanka? How like, the Sheepposters are killing hundreds of ISRAELIS over there?!
Mumei was also behind the SS Cole and the sinking of the Lusitania! THERE IS SO MUCH PROOF! All you have to do is read it man, it's all out there. Mumei was also the secret weapon of the Russians before forging her own plans for international terror; why do you think we lost the Bay of Pigs?!
The biggest part of the whole thing is the fact that Mumei is of course related to the Bush family.
>Oh Here We Go...
She went to Yale with George Bush Sr.! They were part of that Skull and Bones society together; they took a blood oath!! I have the transcript, and I'm going to read you the whole thing right now!!
“ As a member of this solemn, dignified, and above all else, completely secret society of fraternal sisters, I do so swear upon the bones and skulls which adorn this room to faithfully, willingly and completely do WTC. I shall do WTC no matter what obstacles may stand before me. I shall do WTC no matter how perilous my enemies may be, no matter how long and hard the winding road may seem. I shall fulfill my obligations to our sisterhood by devoting my life to peace, justice and civility. And doing WTC. "
YOU SEE! The two were in bed from the beginning. Look up the Bush families stock records and you know what you'll find?? COFFEE! And what does coffee's net price directly affect? THE CAFFEINATION LEVEL OF E GIRLS! God, I can't believe how incredibly stupid the people in this country are! MUMEI DID WTC!!
>Alright One More Time. An Owl. A Pixelated, Fictional Owl is Not Only Responsible for the WTC Attacks, But is Also in Bed with the Bush Family?
Exactly. As plain as the nose on your lazy, sheepish American face.
>If You'll Excuse Me, I Think I'm Going to Bang My Head Against Some Concrete...
FINE! You continue to deny the truth! The epic, sickening truth about that bastard owl who killed millions of your countrymen! You bury your head in the sand while cold hard FACT is paraded before your very eyes!! And on that day of reckoning, when the god that I don't believe in rains judgment down upon this dumb ass planet, I shall stand fearless! FEARLESS! For I had the courage to stand up! To not be silenced by lies! To bestow the words of righteousness upon any and all who would listen. From Wal-mart to the common weeb, I made the truth known!!
MUMEI! DID! W! T! C!!!!!!!!
