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>>30872588You’ve had fun at the pub and he actually took you home to watch Polka and Flare collabs on the TV while you two cuddle, surprisingly keeping it brotherly rather than gay
>>30872593The onigaryaa constantly Trolls you but you banter back with him until you cry into his chest about your life
>>30872599You have a good time and never talk again for several months, simulating the Perfect Takamori experience
>>30872602You suffer the same fate as the Watamate except it’s a little gayer, and hes NOT very interested but does cheer you up
>>30872627The watamate doesn’t trust you after last time he was with a Risuner but after a couple beers overcomes his worries and you both have a good time
>>30872644You two drink way too much and don’t even recall the night’s existence. You vaguely remember something about sexual harassment
>>30872649You actually had a fun time with him Hit got into a fight once you started talking about a Kiara-IRyS World Order and invading Poland
>>30872658you’re lucky, besides sharing a few weird fetishes you’ve both had fun, and you managed to stop him from sexually harassing a 57 years old woman. Good Job!
>>30872671The Deadbeat posted the location to Twitter after you gave him the idea
>>30872675Similar fate to the other Deadbeat, except he drank too much and passed out and you spent the night taking care of him
>>30872685You ended up mistaking the nice one to a secret non-nice one, and 20 minutes in je constantly hints you that it’s getting late and you should sleep
>>30872692You accidentally dox them and they will never forgive you.
UNO
>>30872700Fans are like their oshi… careful what you wish for, I’ll spare you for now
>>30872723You had the time of your life making fun stuff together, and become best friends.
>>30872741You end up finding yourself in a masturbation session with him.
>>30872765You’ve found one, a girl nonetheless, but she’s lesbian, and REALLY likes cunny.
>>30872801You also find yourself having to comfort the watamate crying about his life after a few beers