You’re all fucking idiots. Don’t you realise you’ve all been tricked yet? Dancing in the palm of one much bigger than all of us.

See, I’ve cracked the code. Followed the breadcrumbs. Done some investigating and found the answer. My mind’s eye is opened and I see the truth you’re all blind to. But you’re all fucking stupid, so I’ll spell it out for you.

This mother fucker is outplaying every single one of you. He’s playing 5D chess and you all don’t even realise you’re the pawns in all of this. Talents? Hololive girls? There’s no such thing. Never was any girls. It’s YAGOO. It’s all just YAGOO. He does all the voices, all the streams, all the collabs. He’s playing you all like a damn fiddle. OPEN YOUR EYES YOU FUCKING FOOLS. WAKE UP BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE. AT THIS RATE YO’ULL BE FUCKING YOU’RE OSHI IN BED AND THEN HE’LL RIP OFF THE MASK. HE’LL BE DISAPPOINTED IN YOUR TINY DICK, ALL YOU’LL HEAR IS “sou desu ne”!
YOU’RE NOT MATING PRESSING THE RAT, YOURE MATING PRESSING YAGOO