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Holofart speculation

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Let's speculate on what different holos farts would smell and sound like realistically. I'll start.
Matsuri
>Farts that sound like air slowly being let out of a balloon
>Smell mildy sulfuric, not too much so and are mostly inoffensive, the kind you wouldn't mind smelling again
Miko
>Short, sharp, quiet farts that she tries to hide out of embarrassment
>Smell earthy and musty, but only for a moment, all around not too bad
Mori
>Farts sound like visceral ass ripping reverberations that make you swear she's shitting herself
>The most putrid, foul-smelling, rancid odor that makes you tear up and dry heave. Worse than rotten eggs